Yes, the Gay Bible will be published by an American film producer. In the Gay Bible, Adam and Eve are both women, says the producer, Max Mitchell. Mitchell will adapt and direct the Princess Diana Bible as a two-part miniseries: The Gay Old Testament and The Gay New Testament. It is about time we have our own bible. Well, here's the thing: first there are 116 versions of the Bible. I don't see why we can't have one just for gay people since the gay-hating christians are very unforgiving and mean to gay people.
Made for under $53,000, sci fi comedy "Horror In The Wind" based on the gay bible, has been banned by Allen Theaters of New Mexico. NBC nightly news recently reported that Allen Theaters refused to screen the locally produced comedy because it is too political. "Horror In The Wind" is about two bio-geneticists whose Formula 4708 reverses the whole world's sexual orientation. "Horror In The Wind" is set in 2017 when Pat Robertson and James Dobson win the White House with a campaign theme of the "War on Sex." Robertson spreads an untested sex suppression formula throughout the world. To everyone's shock, Formula 4708 does not suppress sex drive but changes it. Within a week the entire world is gay. Eventually people prefer it and amend the constitution to ban heterosexual marriage.
"I got the idea for the Princess Diana Bible from 'Horror In The Wind'," says Mitchell. "After the world becomes gay, religious people create The Princess Diana Bible, which says that gay is right and straight is a sin. Then they burn all the King James Bibles." According to Mitchell, "There are scholars who say that like many priests, Jesus was gay. In Biblical times homosexuality was so commonplace, no one gave it a second thought. It was heterosexuality that was considered sinful."
One man posted this on the Princess Diana Bible Blog: ‘The Lord God reminds you of this that if anyone adds to his word God will add to him/her the plagues described in his word. And if anyone takes away from his word God will take his/her name out of the Book of Life.'
"Sounds like a very mean and nasty God. Lots of emails threaten God will punish me but I'm not scared. These people lack faith or they wouldn't get so hysterical. There are 116 versions of the Bible. Why is any of them better than ours? Gays are the only group left in America that it's still okay to hate. If they hate so much, why are they called Christians?"
"Horror In The Wind" opens at the Guild Cinema in Albuquerque December 12. Rising star, Perren Hedderson ("Hero Tomorrow") leads the cast of 50 New Mexico actors. See the trailer at www.horrorinthewind.com
Don't miss it, queers. Anything that is controversial, sells. With what is happening to our economy, anyone, yes!, even you, can make money by writing about Jesus having anal sex with Joseph or Luke giving James and Peter a blowjob. My point is, creative thinking queers in this country can think beyond the bible and outside of the box. Scroll down for more about the gay version of the Bible. I can't wait! To the unbelievers, truth is nowhere to be found in The New Testament or in the King James's version.
Made for under $53,000, sci fi comedy "Horror In The Wind" based on the gay bible, has been banned by Allen Theaters of New Mexico. NBC nightly news recently reported that Allen Theaters refused to screen the locally produced comedy because it is too political. "Horror In The Wind" is about two bio-geneticists whose Formula 4708 reverses the whole world's sexual orientation. "Horror In The Wind" is set in 2017 when Pat Robertson and James Dobson win the White House with a campaign theme of the "War on Sex." Robertson spreads an untested sex suppression formula throughout the world. To everyone's shock, Formula 4708 does not suppress sex drive but changes it. Within a week the entire world is gay. Eventually people prefer it and amend the constitution to ban heterosexual marriage.
"I got the idea for the Princess Diana Bible from 'Horror In The Wind'," says Mitchell. "After the world becomes gay, religious people create The Princess Diana Bible, which says that gay is right and straight is a sin. Then they burn all the King James Bibles." According to Mitchell, "There are scholars who say that like many priests, Jesus was gay. In Biblical times homosexuality was so commonplace, no one gave it a second thought. It was heterosexuality that was considered sinful."
One man posted this on the Princess Diana Bible Blog: ‘The Lord God reminds you of this that if anyone adds to his word God will add to him/her the plagues described in his word. And if anyone takes away from his word God will take his/her name out of the Book of Life.'
"Sounds like a very mean and nasty God. Lots of emails threaten God will punish me but I'm not scared. These people lack faith or they wouldn't get so hysterical. There are 116 versions of the Bible. Why is any of them better than ours? Gays are the only group left in America that it's still okay to hate. If they hate so much, why are they called Christians?"
"Horror In The Wind" opens at the Guild Cinema in Albuquerque December 12. Rising star, Perren Hedderson ("Hero Tomorrow") leads the cast of 50 New Mexico actors. See the trailer at www.horrorinthewind.com
Don't miss it, queers. Anything that is controversial, sells. With what is happening to our economy, anyone, yes!, even you, can make money by writing about Jesus having anal sex with Joseph or Luke giving James and Peter a blowjob. My point is, creative thinking queers in this country can think beyond the bible and outside of the box. Scroll down for more about the gay version of the Bible. I can't wait! To the unbelievers, truth is nowhere to be found in The New Testament or in the King James's version.
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