"I am just getting warmed up" Hillary said the day after in Ohio. All eyes were on Ohio and Texas the day before. Her hubby, Bill, recently said it was a do-or-die primaries for his wife. And then all eyes were on Hillary Clinton. She won! Both Texas and Ohio - the bellweather state, as they call it. She won the hearts of America! Finally. And Bam's momentum was broken. In Rhode Island our Hillary led a huge margin, too. And we love her even more for that. But that doesn't mean we don't love BAM. We love Bam, too. Some of us just don't think BAM is that good enough to pick up the call at 3am in the White House. That's all.
Truth is, we Americans have a lot on our plate these days, we do have a lot going on -- security council OKed new sanctions for nuclear program, cold front brought high winds, tornadoes and snow to southern plains, a gunman killed man and self at Wendy's, schools left in dark after beef recall as drugs ads surge, many of us get meds we wouldn't otherwise, and yet our physiscians carelessly and greedily prescribed them to us (because the doctor is always right!), our young heroes die one by one everyday in Iraq, our Wall Street is in deeper shit, and all that shootings and killings in public schools and other places, and babies are being abandoned and toddlers/teenagers are being abused and killed, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is supporting CA state's ban on same-sex marriage, we desperately need a new president that is ready to handle all the shits.
As we are analyzing the side effects of our badly shaped economy, the war that is costing us a lot of money and children, the NAFTA, the healthcare system that is so screwed up (according to many Americans today), the tax issues and ridiculous drugs ads as stormy weather are forming again along a cold front stretching across the middle of the nation, we must stop for a second and ask ourselves: Who is gayer and queerer of the two Democratic presidential candidates? None, did I hear you say?
Well, let's give Hillary a chance. Vote for her. That way we can give BAM a few more years to learn a thing or two about the White House and the phone calls, and let him gain more skills in polishing his big, lenghty, deep, thought-provoking, dramatic speeches. We like him for that. We really do. Great speeches always. But we like Hillary's easy-breezy, simple ways - provide the solutions and get the job done.
And then ---there is one more problem we queers have to deal with -- American Idol's new discovery -- David Archuleta!!! Can he be any more cuter? His smile melts us, his voice wows us. He will lead the stage and this nation, he will bring us together. Imagine...
Truth is, we Americans have a lot on our plate these days, we do have a lot going on -- security council OKed new sanctions for nuclear program, cold front brought high winds, tornadoes and snow to southern plains, a gunman killed man and self at Wendy's, schools left in dark after beef recall as drugs ads surge, many of us get meds we wouldn't otherwise, and yet our physiscians carelessly and greedily prescribed them to us (because the doctor is always right!), our young heroes die one by one everyday in Iraq, our Wall Street is in deeper shit, and all that shootings and killings in public schools and other places, and babies are being abandoned and toddlers/teenagers are being abused and killed, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is supporting CA state's ban on same-sex marriage, we desperately need a new president that is ready to handle all the shits.
As we are analyzing the side effects of our badly shaped economy, the war that is costing us a lot of money and children, the NAFTA, the healthcare system that is so screwed up (according to many Americans today), the tax issues and ridiculous drugs ads as stormy weather are forming again along a cold front stretching across the middle of the nation, we must stop for a second and ask ourselves: Who is gayer and queerer of the two Democratic presidential candidates? None, did I hear you say?
Well, let's give Hillary a chance. Vote for her. That way we can give BAM a few more years to learn a thing or two about the White House and the phone calls, and let him gain more skills in polishing his big, lenghty, deep, thought-provoking, dramatic speeches. We like him for that. We really do. Great speeches always. But we like Hillary's easy-breezy, simple ways - provide the solutions and get the job done.
And then ---there is one more problem we queers have to deal with -- American Idol's new discovery -- David Archuleta!!! Can he be any more cuter? His smile melts us, his voice wows us. He will lead the stage and this nation, he will bring us together. Imagine...
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